I didn't come up with this...but since millions seem to enjoy SURVIVOR each week...including us...I thought this was cute...as long as no one takes it seriously. Laugh and the world laughs with you...cry and we cry alone----so keep laughing....
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one called,
We Texans love you and bid you a peaceful journey, Pardner...Survival comes to the fittest!
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one called, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally.....back to Dallas .
The Survivor Challenge:
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay,"
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
and "I'm here to confiscate your Guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive, WINS!!!!
(God Bless Texas!)
(NO DUMPING allowed in Texas)
1 comment:
Hilarious! Though I don't see the fun in making a survivor- Texas- unless the can survive the driving!hahaha
we just got back from Spring Break- so trying to play catch up!
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